I’m a twenty-one-year-old senior undergraduate student in Milwaukee (at the University of Wisconsin — Milwaukee) aspiring to be someone who writes things about movies that other people actually read. I am obsessed with Uniball Vision/micron pens and gridded pages in notebooks. My favorite fruit juice is red grapefruit, and my favorite color is cerulean.
On this site, I hope to showcase my cutting, incisive wit and unique perspective on popular culture. If that proves an impossibility, I at least hope to demonstrate unflagging perseverance. If that fails … well, I won’t quit my day job just yet.
