Upon attaining my majority

The list of freedoms I now enjoy is indeed exhaustive. I now may (legally):

> vote
> smoke
> buy Sharpies and spray paint at our local convenience store
> enter a porn store, or, indeed, be in a pornographic film
> bear arms
> own property
> marry without parental consent
> get an abortion
> donate my body to science
> serve on a jury
> check out videos from the adult section of the Tosa library
> go to Mayfair Mall after the hour of 2 on Friday and Saturday afternoons and evenings
> have sex (see illustration for the mechanics of the thing)

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